Summer Is What They Long For

So i have been in Texas right now for a couple of weeks and the weather down here is crazy hot... So when the hot weather comes around that means the less clothes some of these STRAGS tend to wear.... I mean they can't wait to show off that new beach body they have been working on since the winter..... The babymamas come out and meet at there central place "THE PARK" and plot on more ways to fuck over there babydaddy...... But lemme get to the point of the matter....

The Summer Is What They Long For
 
    Oh now everyone knows what this is right here.... You know when it becomes summertime everyone decides they can wear anything and everything they want and be considered a "Bad Bitch"...I'm Sorry STRAGS but this shit can't continue..... I have seen so many bad things during the summer and the first one was when it was a 90 degree day and this STRAG had on uggs.... I mean that is just a bad move because your feet gonna smell like the C Train and it shows that you don't have anything else to wear.... I mean you can go get you a pair of shoes from payless a nigga not gonna care trust me he is still gonna try to fuck you whether you have on 2$ shoes or 300$ shoes.....
         Let's be serious also.... A lot of you STRAGS have some fat friends and you know what they putting on is scary to society.. Why you gonna let her wear a 2 piece to the beach knowing she got another 4-5 pieces hanging out... That shit is fucking worse than pathetic.... Me personally i don't mind if you pleasantly plump just cover that shit up at the beach.... Because we all know Shamu not swimming at Long Beach and we don't need Willy to be all that Free.....I have so many thoughts in my mind but i rather not say at times but this one i have got to say....
         YOUR NOT GOING TO FIND A MAN TO SPEND YOUR LIFE WITH AT THE BEACH!!!!!! C'mon do you STRAGS really think that the dude you find at the beach is really gonna be the one for you lmfao hahahahaha.... He spent hours at the gym for the past 6 months just so when he walk on the beach he can make it easier to get your attention..... As my man EJ STEWART said.. "YOU THINK I GO TO THE GYM TO FUCK WITH THE LIGHTS OFF" STRAG he just tryna fuck you with the lights on and then be at the beach the next day looking for his next victim.... I say this because i know its true... I'm not tryna break any man code by addressing the fact but C'mon whether we tell them or not they still gonna fall for it HAHAHAHAHHA...... The summer brings out the best in everyone i guess... All of a sudden that dude that was bummy throughout the year now Strags think he sexy... Those Strags that never had they hair done or they weave was lopsided now everybody wanna fuck cuz they wearing them low cut booty shorts.... Do i disagree HELL FUCKING NO cuz damn right my ass gonna be on the beach walking with my shirt off looking for the ugly chick out the group with the fatass....
       ALL i ask is that this summer please PLEASE PLEASE ladies (i didnt say strags) do not wear UGGIES and if your friend is on the HEAVY side please let her know cover up COVER IT ALLL UP.... OH YEA let's keep the peace this summer we know its gonna be hot but that don't mean people gotta die because of you can't afford no poland spring...........