New Girlfriend: Get A VaginaFax

        AAAAAAHHHHHH Good afternoon..... Another Tuesday blog to help you get through the rest of your day.... As i continued to watch the NBA playoffs i noticed that carfax commercials kept coming on... In my head all i can say is " how come they don't have some type of report for these STRAGS out here that got a lot of mileage on them?" With that being said i just had to touch on the topic just a tad bit.....

             New Girlfriend: Get A VaginaFAX

         Now i'm sorry STRAGS but this one is for my people. Now fellas i understand sometimes you meet a girl and she puts it on you, i mean she got that SNAPPYNAPPY DUGOUT!!!!!! I mean she do it better than anyone you had before.... But deep down in your head your wondering well damn if she put it on me like that i wonder how many other dudes she put it on like that too.... Mileage on a STRAG really matters to some dudes especially if they think they bout to wife that.... Honestly nowadays what STRAG you know that don't have a lot of street miles and highway miles.... OH YOU WANNA KNOW THE DIFFERENCE HUH......
           Street Miles: With street miles you get less miles per gallon which in my terms mean, you just fucking this person but there is no real feelings involved... Most people use the street mileage because it's easier even though we know its less miles per gallon we really don't care we just want it easy... This is the mileage that most STRAGS use until they find themselves someone worthy of highway miles..
          Highway Miles: With highway miles you get more miles per gallon and you get somewhat of what you think is a smoother ride until they start doing construction... To me the highway miles mean that the STRAG opted to take the route in which she will get more out of what she puts in... The highway miles symbolize a relationship, everything is nice and smooth but you still do get them occasional bumps in the road... A lot of STRAGS also think they can handle the highway but very few last....You also wanna know when was the last time she got her oil changed also( STD Test ) and a tune-up ( A douche )...
          Now with that being broken down now you have to think do you want that STRAG with the high highway mileage but the last 100 miles were street??? Because that mean STRAG had tons of relationships but now she is EFU ( Emotionally Fucked Up) and she is ready to break down any minute... I mean do you really want a Honda that has 10,000 highway miles in North Carolina and the last 1000 miles were driven on Atlantic Avenue in Brooklyn before they fixed the roads???? NAH YOU DON'T.... Or do you want that Honda that started out doing street miles and went through all the fixing and now is onto highway mileage only?? I feel like a lot of dudes do get upset when they hear a STRAG has mad numbers under them but let's be serious these STRAGS out here got about 20 bodies under them by the time they hit 16 now.... You think the ones my age (22) don't have at least 20 under them SSSSSHHHHHIIIITTTTTT..... I SAY FUCK HOW MANY BODIES YOU GOT UNDER YOU BECAUSE ALL THEM BODIES JUST BETTER MEAN WHEN YOU GET TO ME YOU BETTER KNOW HOW TO PUT IT DOWN..... But that don't mean i'm gonna wife you now let's be serious lmfao....
        I will like to end it by saying this... Dudes if you care so much about how many guys a STRAG slept with then you need to grow up.... You should just care how many of them you know!!!! And for my STRAGS be upfront and let homey know in the beginning if you was out there using the street mileage or the highway mileage... It's only fair that you let him know also about your last 500miles(5 mons... 100miles= 1mon.. Don't be stealing my shit) In the case that you guys don't want the STRAG with all them miles on her, then send her my blog link and have her hit me up because i don't mind putting some more mileage on a STRAG!!!!!!!1