I Got Mi Collage Degwee!!!!

I apologize now for how i will be writing but this is just to broaden my base of people that read. I know it is hard for most people to read because i do spell 98% of everything right. I do have my times where i don't proofread but hey we all do it. Now let's begin.
        I undastand that dere is a hi numba of poeple gratuatin from collage now. I applaude dose dat are espendin dey mines and furdering dey etucaton. Wat i dont undastand is how dese gratuats cant spel enyting write. Are dey just giveng out dese dipomas? How is it dat dey pass dese classess budt cant go threw one sentince without spelin three wordz wrong. Sum poeple steal writ wit numba5 in da 5entince. Makes mi laff wen i ask poeple tu play scrabble and dey start speling evrtyting rong. It is funnie as hell wen i cee dem mess up 3 and 4 letta words. I wonda how manie poeple try 3 or 4 times maekeng a word befour its achualy aprooved for words wit freinds...
            Bugs mi moer wen da poeple mi age spel dis wey. I especk da new genarathion tu spel lik dat... Hey wat can i say gues im not kool bcuz i dont spel dis wey... Reeding dis is lik tryna reed da book "PUSH"... Too bad dat dese poeple writen lik dis hav collage degwees..... I neva went ta collage but from da looks of dings it dosnt look lik i misen enyting... So da nex time yew go for an intavew chanses are dat intavewer who gwatuated wit 3 degwees probly dosnt no how tu spel........
           I apologize for having to write that way and trust me it did take a while to finish.. It is very sad that people with degrees and those that are supposed to be of a higher caliber than others can't spell for shit... Makes me think the education system is a fucking joke... Just know that when you have a conversation with me through messaging you better keep the spelling errors to a minimum you dumb fucks...... This post is dedicated to my cousin and she knows who she is.....

The Pussy Payment

        Smh!!!!! All i can think about on my way down to North Carolina was how these Strags out here been paying us with they oochie coochie...I'd love to find a picture that can coincide with what im talking about but there really isn't a picture out there that describes how Strags use they vajajay as a debit card...


       OOOOHHH found it........ As i write lemme turn the sounds of Yeezy up.... Funny how i think of this topic as soon as the part goes " Yeezy taught me".... Now i know that us guys are real simple minded and i agree.. But too many times we are lured into the traps set by these Strags... When a Strag says " Hey cann you come help me move some of my stuff around my apartment?" That normally means come move all my stuff and at the end of the day i'm gonna let you touch me a little bit if your lucky... OH NO SHE NOT GON OFFER TO COOK FOR YOU THOUGH!!!!! She gon try to pull out the Pussy Debit Card and charge for a short stay.... I mean never mind the fact that gas is 4.22 a gallon and you had to drive over here to move shit.... And all you got out the deal was about 5mins of pleasure because you were tired from moving her shit.... Thats how they get you!!!!!! They make you tired and don't cook for you just so your energy is low then they climb on top of you and Rabbit fuck you till you nut real quick..... I won't say i haven't been victimized but this is just a warning for those who haven't....
         Now i have friends that have experienced such things and i myself have too... I had a Strag before that was open about her paying me with her Pussy Debit... This was after i was done Cat Daddying on her though... We had a conversation about how outta all the times i have taken her out she never ever once thought to pay for anything but felt like she needed everything... I mean the Strag didn't want the Goldencrust NO NO NO that Strag wanted THE DOOR... Thats why i took her out when THE DOOR was closed ^__^.... I had asked her how come she never thought to treat me out to anything and her reply was " we had sex afterwards didn't we?" Then it dawned on me that she was paying me with VAJAJAY!!!!!! And she was proud of it too.... So it made me think how many other dudes she did this too so me being me i asked her " do you use this method of payment with everyone?" Because i know if she can admit it then it wasn't her first time...... So you know when you catch a Strag in something they get real hostile and try to end the conversation and curve ya shit.... NAH MAN i wasn't having it.... This bitch wasn't gonna read my bbm and not reply or try to read it without opening it and delete it.... SO i made sure i wrote long sentences so i can see she read it.... And when she didn't reply i hit her with the "BITCH I KNOW YOU READ IT I SEE THE R"...
         Although the arguement started to die down she did admit that if i was taking her out and feeding her then i deserved to get the oochie coochie... BUT i realized i wasn't the only one getting paid in that deal because she was getting hers also out the deal..... I told her if she wanted to continue this agreement then i don't want a Pussy Payment just give me head because then i'm the only one getting paid.... AND that ended our agreement lmfao..... Let this be a lesson to all my guys out there... Next time you take a chick out on more than 3 dates and she don't do nothing but just give up the drawers that means you will forever be getting paid in Pussy.... Some guys may like that but not I..... So the moral of the story is: with gas prices on the rise my dudes yall need to try and get some gas money while yall in there getting paid by the pussy..... Never said don't take partial pussy payment lmfao..............HELLO NC

The Beautiful Decay

     So Beautiful So Gorgeous But So Opposite Of All This

Decay: 1) To become decomposed, rot..2) To decline in excellence, prosperity, health.

As i sit down listening to the sounds of Skyzoo's "The Salvation" album i listen to his song The Beautiful Decay and his opening line felt like he was talking to my people... " Majority rules, all of that is just apart of the rules, and the majority of us is just a part of the cool" Don't be mind boggled i am going to explain why i put that picture up there and what that line means.... Although we are supposed to be the minority we are the reason why most businesses are so successful... We really are the majority but as a people i think we are so feeble minded that we don't see how much power we really have.. Majority rules right... The majority of us rather be apart of the cool... Fuck everything else we rather buy the overpriced merchandise just to fit in... We wanna be the ones in the club with the bottles of Rose for 250$ but don't have money for gas to get to the club... Yea gas is expensive so what take the bus....But we rather be apart of the cool, the in crowd right....There is so many ways to interpret those opening lines but that is the way i see it...

  Black People + Success = Devil worship??? How come every time one of our people make it we gotta throw dirt on they name?? Instead of striving to be just as successful we rather try and slander there name so we can feel better about ourselves. I am all for seeing someone accomplish there goals... Why is it that we can't just be happy to see somebody make it and not have to struggle anymore.. We all have a different story but then again we are all in some way reaching for the same goals.... I'm sick of hearing people complain about not having something but they continue to not do anything to change it... I hate when someone says " black people are like crabs in a bucket" because i know its true... You ever look at them crabs just bringing each other down every time one gets higher... How can you look at that and be comfortable knowing thats what you are compared to... To me the equation is more like Black People + Success = Inspiration... Why not let that person who succeeded inspire you to do better... When i succeed i hope that i inspire people also... Let them know that no matter the obstacle there is always a way to overcome it.... Whats a life without challenges......... The Beautiful Decay..... Such a beautiful group of people but we deprive ourselves from prosperity... Funny how one good word and one ugly word can describe people......

I call it The Beautiful Decay..............................................    

The Future Doesn't Look To Promising!!!!

Back again already is probably what your saying... I know I know but i have these thoughts in my head about things that i have seen... Now that i am at a certain age i tend to look at the past and i start to reminisce... But as i look at today i tend to always predict what the future is gonna be....


     Now i know this is confusing to you because there are 2 types of things going on in these pictures... Lets start off with the first one which is the metamorphosis of the fashion industry.... The past shows what the 90's looked like up until mid 2000's.. I mean it wasn't a pleasent site but i for one remember going to Jamaica Ave looking for some big ass shirts... I know all the fat people out there was upset that us scrawny dudes was taking all the 6x by 9x tees WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO IM SORRY.... I for one lived for the days that i can throw on my Girbaud jeans with a long white tee.... Hold on lemme stop i had 2 WHITE TEES on because if the first one got a stain on it you had to throw the one under on...... I remember rolling up my shirt just to get to my pocket and that shit was COOL.....But those days are past us now RIP to the tall TEE and Girbaud jeans...
             Now the present is whats making me sick..... I never knew it was ok for my jeans to be the same color as the Smurfs... Its a problem to me when me and my girl go shopping in the mall and we both walk into Forever 21 looking for the same pair of jeans EEEWWW..... If you drop change in your pants and they dont wind up in ya shoe that means your jeans are to tight... Whats the point of having skinny jeans and then you sag them and they are still tight??? If you buy skinny jeans then wear them how they supposed to be...
       Now the future is what we should be scared of.... The future explains the second part of the pictures... The future is what MEN are becoming. I told all my friends that for 2012 im gonna start asking Strags for they birth certificate to see if they were really born a female... Plastic surgery has been getting better and better and these men out there are chopping off they ling ling for a vajajay...

 Probably thought that was a woman didn't you huh..... Bet you would take that home if you seen it in the club huh....Take that home and you hear the Barry White come out..And YOU STILL LOOKING AREN'T YOU!!!!...The way fashion changed it made it easy for these dudes to start coming out the closet or in Mr Cee case coming out the car.... I'm scared that my little brother will start this trend and wind up coming home with a lace front and a bandana with some yellow skinny jeans...For Strag sakes his homeboys rock they sister ugg boots and they tell me that everyone is doing it.... As a people can we please stop this epidemic thats confusing our young boys out there... Let them know that they do not borrow they sisters clothes ever in life...
SMH!!!!!!!!! My prediction for 2012 is that guys are gonna start wearing bras and say they are chest pads.....

Finally The Strag Has Created A Blog!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem Ahem Ahem.... As he sits at his desk with the smooth sounds of Aloe Blacc and Adele playing in the background... Sips on his Kangen Water (yall don't about that yet in due time) and decides what his first post will entail... HMM I GOT THE BLOG AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, FIRST POST SHOULD IT BE ABOUT THE STRAGS OR THE ICE?? Well fuck it lets talk about what has been on my mind for years now(social website years i mean)....



"Why You Didn't Change Your Relationship Status"

I know we all have come in contact with that girlfriend/boyfriend who has complained about not changing your "relationship status"... I've actually been told that alot of people have broken up because he/she would not change that... Is it that serious?? I didn't know that we had to claim each other not only in public but online also... If i can recall i don't remember anyone complaining about this on Blackplanet.... Back in the day if everyone wanted to know if you were dating someone all they had to do was see who you were watching Pokemon with after school.. It was just that easy.. Better yet who you sitting next to on the bus ride home.... Normally that single person is jumping from the back of the bus to the front of the bus looking for that STRAG that he wants to get to know better... 
           For example: couple months ago i'm in the club you know getting my 2 step on (i don't cat daddy nor get light i'm sorry) and a STRAG decides to come over and dance with me... SOOOOOO i had to bring out the special move which is normally a 2 step with a spin and a step back ( New Edition style) and that move got her.... We decided to exchange numbers and i gave her my real name (bad move)... Next day she decides to text me (people don't use they anytime minutes no more) and says hey you look cute in ya facebook pics..... Which scared me because it was only a 12hr window for her to look me up but hey no big deal..... As we continue our text message conversation she asked am i dating someone so of course i replied yes....
         Another bad move ( STRAGS don't like honest people) Which followed up with a message close to but not exactly like this " Then why the fuck does your facebook status say single...Why don't you put that your in a relationship" At that point i realized that life as we know it has changed... Women don't care about being your girlfriend in public... They wanna be your facebook girlfriend, you twitter chick, your bbm bitch, your liveprofile woman.... My answer to that is: Martin married Gina, Steve Hightower married Regina, Noah and Lily lived happily ever after (The Notebook very good movie)... None of them cared about any of that social network loving because they didn't have it there to hinder there relationship.... So STRAGS stop complaining about him not changing his relationship status because in public he claims you right.............