Finally The Strag Has Created A Blog!!!!!!!!!!

Ahem Ahem Ahem.... As he sits at his desk with the smooth sounds of Aloe Blacc and Adele playing in the background... Sips on his Kangen Water (yall don't about that yet in due time) and decides what his first post will entail... HMM I GOT THE BLOG AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, FIRST POST SHOULD IT BE ABOUT THE STRAGS OR THE ICE?? Well fuck it lets talk about what has been on my mind for years now(social website years i mean)....



"Why You Didn't Change Your Relationship Status"

I know we all have come in contact with that girlfriend/boyfriend who has complained about not changing your "relationship status"... I've actually been told that alot of people have broken up because he/she would not change that... Is it that serious?? I didn't know that we had to claim each other not only in public but online also... If i can recall i don't remember anyone complaining about this on Blackplanet.... Back in the day if everyone wanted to know if you were dating someone all they had to do was see who you were watching Pokemon with after school.. It was just that easy.. Better yet who you sitting next to on the bus ride home.... Normally that single person is jumping from the back of the bus to the front of the bus looking for that STRAG that he wants to get to know better... 
           For example: couple months ago i'm in the club you know getting my 2 step on (i don't cat daddy nor get light i'm sorry) and a STRAG decides to come over and dance with me... SOOOOOO i had to bring out the special move which is normally a 2 step with a spin and a step back ( New Edition style) and that move got her.... We decided to exchange numbers and i gave her my real name (bad move)... Next day she decides to text me (people don't use they anytime minutes no more) and says hey you look cute in ya facebook pics..... Which scared me because it was only a 12hr window for her to look me up but hey no big deal..... As we continue our text message conversation she asked am i dating someone so of course i replied yes....
         Another bad move ( STRAGS don't like honest people) Which followed up with a message close to but not exactly like this " Then why the fuck does your facebook status say single...Why don't you put that your in a relationship" At that point i realized that life as we know it has changed... Women don't care about being your girlfriend in public... They wanna be your facebook girlfriend, you twitter chick, your bbm bitch, your liveprofile woman.... My answer to that is: Martin married Gina, Steve Hightower married Regina, Noah and Lily lived happily ever after (The Notebook very good movie)... None of them cared about any of that social network loving because they didn't have it there to hinder there relationship.... So STRAGS stop complaining about him not changing his relationship status because in public he claims you right.............