The Future Doesn't Look To Promising!!!!

Back again already is probably what your saying... I know I know but i have these thoughts in my head about things that i have seen... Now that i am at a certain age i tend to look at the past and i start to reminisce... But as i look at today i tend to always predict what the future is gonna be....


     Now i know this is confusing to you because there are 2 types of things going on in these pictures... Lets start off with the first one which is the metamorphosis of the fashion industry.... The past shows what the 90's looked like up until mid 2000's.. I mean it wasn't a pleasent site but i for one remember going to Jamaica Ave looking for some big ass shirts... I know all the fat people out there was upset that us scrawny dudes was taking all the 6x by 9x tees WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO IM SORRY.... I for one lived for the days that i can throw on my Girbaud jeans with a long white tee.... Hold on lemme stop i had 2 WHITE TEES on because if the first one got a stain on it you had to throw the one under on...... I remember rolling up my shirt just to get to my pocket and that shit was COOL.....But those days are past us now RIP to the tall TEE and Girbaud jeans...
             Now the present is whats making me sick..... I never knew it was ok for my jeans to be the same color as the Smurfs... Its a problem to me when me and my girl go shopping in the mall and we both walk into Forever 21 looking for the same pair of jeans EEEWWW..... If you drop change in your pants and they dont wind up in ya shoe that means your jeans are to tight... Whats the point of having skinny jeans and then you sag them and they are still tight??? If you buy skinny jeans then wear them how they supposed to be...
       Now the future is what we should be scared of.... The future explains the second part of the pictures... The future is what MEN are becoming. I told all my friends that for 2012 im gonna start asking Strags for they birth certificate to see if they were really born a female... Plastic surgery has been getting better and better and these men out there are chopping off they ling ling for a vajajay...

 Probably thought that was a woman didn't you huh..... Bet you would take that home if you seen it in the club huh....Take that home and you hear the Barry White come out..And YOU STILL LOOKING AREN'T YOU!!!!...The way fashion changed it made it easy for these dudes to start coming out the closet or in Mr Cee case coming out the car.... I'm scared that my little brother will start this trend and wind up coming home with a lace front and a bandana with some yellow skinny jeans...For Strag sakes his homeboys rock they sister ugg boots and they tell me that everyone is doing it.... As a people can we please stop this epidemic thats confusing our young boys out there... Let them know that they do not borrow they sisters clothes ever in life...
SMH!!!!!!!!! My prediction for 2012 is that guys are gonna start wearing bras and say they are chest pads.....